1) If you send the following email to Trader Joe's:
Oh Trader Joe's,
I've been shopping at your stores since I was a wee lass, and am constantly hyping you up to my friends. But there's something that's on my mind, and it ain't pretty. Recently I bought a jar of Mole from you, knowing it probably wouldn't taste like my grandma's recipe, but curious and excited just the same. The flavor was a bit fruitier than I'd expected, but it was okay... until I saw something on the jar that made me want to pass out. It said, "mole roja."
Mole is masculine! "Roja" refers to something feminine! I unwittingly purchased a jar of transgendered mole? Say it ain't so!
But seriously... surely there are enough of us Mexicanos in this great nation that one of us might be willing to proofread your products en Español? I know I would. Please, please, fix this asap!
Your biggest fan,
...then yes, you are a geek.