You crawl through the window

Brian: man it would have been awesome if in that very last segment, the baby had like two heads or horns or dumbo ears...SOMETHING!!

me: no. NO THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN AWESOME.

Brian: it would have been a great ending to a crappy episode.

me: it was a crap episode, alright

Brian: well. they can't all be winners i suppose.

me: though the last scene house was in made me sob like the big baby that i am.

Brian: i got too bored to keep close attention. he ripped up the envelope and then went home?

me: he ripped up the plane ticket, took his phone off the hook, and in a way that made it obvious he was in a lot of pain, lay down on the couch and turned the tv on to a travel program. then he rubbed his thumb and fingers of his left hand together, as though mimicking what the baby had done.

Brian: poor house.

me: i could totally fix him! who's with me here?

PS, Brian's a hunk. Just in case any cute, smart single girls are reading.