Turns out, I am*...
You scored 19% grit, 14% wit, 43% flair, and 43% class!
You're a little bit of a fruitcake, but you always act out in style. You have a good sense of humor, are game for almost anything, but you like to have nice things about you and are attracted to the high life. You're stylish and modern, but you've got a few rough edges that keep you from attaining true sophistication. Your leading men include William Powell, Fredric March, and Clark Gable. Watch out for small planes.
This makes perfect sense, since H's results said that he is Clark Gable. Here we are enjoying his favorite snack:
*And it's obviously true, because OKCupid said so.